“I’ll take ‘Things That Surprise Nobody’ for $600, Alex.”

Say it with me every one.

Maybe the BBC should hire Jeremy Clarkson to punch Chris Evans in the face. They can make it a Christmas special and give it as a gift to everyone that thinks Chris Evans is a giant douche.

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

Holy FordFocus Batman

Yeah, Mazda? Well you’re ugly.

Jalopnik: *complains people lock up expensive cars in temperature-controlled garages*

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

Does your fun side have an expiration hour or something

ANOTHER! *SMASH*

You’re not alone.

Your honesty is admirable.

This guy just did a reverse Tavarish.

Probably higher octane too, and not unleaded.

Or stuck it into her bottoms.

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

I read this 3 times just to make sure. Laughing too hard right now

Those riyumz need to go, like, yesterday.

I would love to see you in a classic Mini.