This is such bullshit. The girls in Kid Electron’s school use their JoJo bows as a means of exclusion. You don’t have a JoJo bow? You can’t sit with us. You have a JoJo bow? Well, it came from Target and not from Claire’s, so you can’t sit with us. Oh, you have a Claire’s JoJo bow? Well, it’s the wrong shade of clown…

She’s fifteen-and-a-half, so this is about to become super complicated for her. She’s about to age out of her own schtick and fanbase. She can try to keep the fans she has now by injecting maturity into her brand as they all age together, or she can pull an Avril and continue to entertain kids while losing the…

The problem with Ariana Grande is that she wants to look and act as latina.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

She is the youngest but looks the oldest but it’s all a big fuck you because she’s also the richest 

2011— this is Kendall & Kylie at the same event

I think Kathy Griffin called him out, too — he wasn’t supportive when she was being shit on for the Trump head photo, so she said he’s two-faced, catty, and he offered her cocaine before a taping of his show.

Lordosis. The over-arching of the lumbar spine to “present” the butt. Cats do it during oestrus to signal sexual receptivity to copulation.

Nothing should be about Rob Kardashian, ladies. Do better.

Generous pic of Rob ya got there

oh honey his 3rd wife is a fetus right now

I feel like he’s someone who has sex with a woman and then shames her for being too easy. 

I’m going to say that they fooled around but it was so bad that she gave him a half-hearted hand job to wrap things up and get out of there. He’s denying it to be coy and she’s denying it because wouldn’t you?

Judging by their near total lack of on-screen chemistry, I think this is the right answer.

Chris Pratt now strikes me as someone who had sex with his girlfriend and now feels like he has to marry her because of his religion. 

Okay, this always confused me back when I was still identifying as an Evangelical Christian: lots and lots of Christians apparently have no problem with premarital sex when it comes to a second marriage. Someone I knew when I was at an Evangelical college was getting remarried to someone else who was divorced (their…

If shooting it was as boring as watching it, what choice would they have had?

Sooooo, would it be too early in the proceedings to say that I’m already eagerly awaiting the divorce announcement?  That and a warning for any 19-year-olds interested in being wife #3 should probably start getting ready now.

Slow Dirt Bag days have me like:

Living in faith or living in sin? Jesus knows you’re not sleeping in separate rooms, Christopher.