Agreed, the linked article says she got 16 teeth done so that’s only 2.5k per tooth. Pretty standard for porcelain veneers as far as I've heard.

You’re probably the third person I’ve heard say this about Sarah. How disappointing! Stand-up is kinda...her entire thing, why phone it in?

Glad to hear your surgery was a success! I’ve thought about cataracts too, I don’t what kind you had, but sun exposure would definitely affect the older survivors by now

Narcissists are incapable of praise unless it somehow relates to THEM. Since she’s the golden child and Trump sees Ivanka as an extension of himself, her beauty and fuckability becomes HIS beauty and fuckability. It tracks for him sexually attracted to her, he can only truly get off on himself.

Ok you’ve been lucky, but presbyopia is real and age related, it happens to everyone eventually.

Google presbyopia if you want to learn more about how the eyes and surrounding muscle groups age. By the age of 50, *most* people need some kind of correction to read without moving their reading material into an intermediate or distance length. There’s a massive industry for multifocal and progressive lenses because…

YES Im an optician, I’ve often though about grinding lenses in the apocalypse. No one over 50 can read without glasses and many people under 30 are myopic and would be a terrible shot, if unaided.

I was JUST thinking this, 75% of this fridge is just sugar in different forms

Met her at a gig before she got famous. shes icy and aloof which pretty much tracks with her public persona. amazing live though

I have it on good authority that his hook ups consist of him suggesting you both take a shower, jerks off, and tells you to go home. Your body may actually leave cleaner than when you got there. Your soul, however...

I genuinely laughed at the title of the Louis CK piece:

lol how is that a minor mistake?

Why is this picture still up? Saturday Jezebel is embarrassingly sloppy lately jfc

these glasses cost $600 and don’t even fit. Imagine.

He wasn’t when I made this handle but I’m happy for him

She doesn’t owe it to anyone to make giving sex education classes part of her public persona. She’s a makeup mogul. Ask yourself why you’re obsessed with demonizing her.

L i t e r a l l y HOW?? She’s been MIA for like 7 months. What is she doing in your eyes that is glamorizing? Simply existing as a pregnant woman?

teen pregnancy has been normal since the dawn of time. Kylie having a baby at 20 with 50 mil in bank isn’t normalizing anything

The article also mentions that Tarantino took it upon himself to spit in Uma’s face for a shot as well as choking her with a chain. Now, this isn’t explicit abuse as it was part of the movie but it sure is telling that he felt the need to be the one to do these things...

is this headline a Crucible joke or am I just a nerd