Fuuuuck.

Justin Beiber looks and sounds so much like the boy I had my first kiss with, that it’s hard to look at him. The first time I realized it, I thought I was being silly until I mentioned it to my childhood bestie. She said, “you’re JUST realizing it? I saw the resemblance when he dropped that Baby song!”

There can never be enough stories about Megan Kelly by Bobby. It’s like cashews in trail mix.

This is fun! Let’s take other Fox News personalities, put them on a mainstream network and revel at how weird and uncomfortable they seem. Like a moose wearing pants.

I love how hard Megyn Kelly is tanking now that she’s out of her comfort zone of spewing lies and propaganda

Yeah, demand a refund.

So what did you mean? Explain it to me. You say that until today you didn’t know they had been caught and then added that this has always seemed ‘a bit off’ to you. What’s the point of saying that unless you STILL think it’s fishy? People don’t legally admit to crimes that will put them in jail forever and write…

I get that this is the Kardashians and all, but the perpetrators have been caught, and according to this, admitted their guilt, so suggesting that it all seems ‘a bit off’ is just perpetuating the long history of doubting women who have been assaulted. Just today I saw someone else doubting a woman’s story about being…

I’m a terrible person but I’m not that damn terrible. Don’t speak for everyone.

Because it’s gross. Both from conspicuous consumption and exploitation of animals points of view.

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is…

I’m not sure why the fact that Kevin Hart’s baby shower costing $118,000 is pushing me into “hatred of him” territory, but it is! And the chimp in a diaper is the cherry on the hatred sundae.

Oof, live animals should not be used as entertainment props. I don’t know how powerful baby chimps are, but the adults can rip your face off! I live in Connecticut where that exact thing happened and we hear about it on the local news all the time!

Really - that’s your takeaway from this?

I guess mother was wrong, sometimes the trash DO take itself out.

Yeah, I had the same thought. “I wanted to see if Anthony was still up to the same antics” doesn’t sound like a ‘frail’ teenage girl with self-esteem issues, and sounds a lot like a teen who was talked into IMing Weiner by someone else to see if he’d take the bait. That or she’s a hardcore Republican teen and wanted…

Ima give you a star and say nothing else.

What does this mean: “I knew that Hillary Clinton would be running for president in the year 2016,” she said. “I wanted to see if Anthony was still up to the same antics.” I’m not trying to be dense, but what was her aim?

She would offer you something to drink and come back 20 minutes later with an off brand sparkling water apologizing profusely.

I wish I was a neighbor invited for dinner at “Joaq and Rooney’s.” He would demonstrate karate moves and show me his meditation corner, then Rooney would serve a meal based on Triscuits, which she just discovered (“Have you heard of them?”).