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LOL. Wut?

BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Duda tears ACL leaving the Mets

You picked the two sequences that I had the biggest problem with. There’s no way Dragonstone would just be empty for her to throw open the doors and be like ‘it’s nice to be back home.’ She hasn’t been there for 20+ years. It’s barely even dusty...

Did Andre Roberson punch your puppy or something?

This article (or at least the headline) is really, really bad advice for anybody who lives in a city or suburb. Local governments have written laws explicitly addressing this. If you fail to mow your lawn and keep it at a reasonable length, the local municipal government will show up at your house and mow your lawn

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around

Eh, I’d rather not invite a cross-section of that fucking insanity to this thread.

No, we’re not. We can talk about it.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

Someone PLEASE out this woman.

Eat Arby’s.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

American Hitler claimed while running for prez that he wasn’t going to take the salary. (How “big” of him.) By taking it and then donating it, that means this never-miss-a-trick greedy turd can claim the donation as a tax deduction. IE: he ends up costing the government even more money.

You realize you used the word “unmolested” about a story where the new stadium resembles a butthole?

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Maybe those people can just not fucking drink and drive?

I mean... maybe just have a hard look at your life choices...?

While I wouldn’t be particularly opposed to the second half, there’s no reason that the car should suffer. It’s an item with interesting historical value and in the right hands could be part of an educational display. Just because the Nazis were truly evil doesn’t mean every product from them should be destroyed,