Where do you live, a major city or flyover country? Because you’re not getting anywhere close to that in NYC or DC. Maybe in a promo deal for a few months before it gets jacked up.

If I’m going to be reading a bunch of words about dril please do me a favor and don’t send me flying back to the top of the screen to launch a pop-up asking me to subscribe to AV Club’s newsletter when I’m halfway in. Good lord.

Your employer has become one of the worst offenders for autoplay videos of all of the websites I regularly visit. I can’t visit you at all on a mobile client without getting forced through some ad page that doesn’t know how to count to 5 or having an autoplay video kill whatever it is I’m listening to. Until you…

You need to jump in at s1. There’s a bunch of easter eggs and in-jokes that make the episodes a lot more enjoyable when you know what they’re referencing.

How was unloading Cousins difficult? Any number of teams would have lined up to take him.

You can get Colby/Cheddar mix at the grocery store deli, generally.

Of course the io9 contributor comes riding in on the high horse to tell people how to grieve the death of an actor.

That’s Marco’s alter ego name if you listen to the Keepin It 1600/Pod Save America podcast because he’s a flip flopping craven hack.

This whole article is unhinged and makes you the asshole coworker, congratulations!

The lifeguard in me just had a panic attack and started frantically looking for a whistle to blow.

People are still getting their Cubans confiscated at the border? Apparently these people don’t know to take off the band before they get to the airport. Amateurs.

I just started shaking uncontrollably after reading this. I think I’m triggered.

The US Marshal Service is the enforcement arm of the judiciary branch, they would be tasked with enforcing any court order.

Sorry man, no room. We JUST ran out when I got here.

Dude, you should REALLY consider blurring that out. Internet crazies and all.

Get a load of this guy! He thinks we’ll have to worry about maintaining an ACA website in a few weeks!

That’s your standard old man wallet. Pretty sure my dad’s is thicker than the phone book.

Here’s the other thing: if he was going for some deep academic thought, it’s lost completely on twitter as a medium. All you have to do is show that one tweet to people and whatever other argument you were going for is gone and lost forever. It’s the wrong place to try to do some high minded thought…

Based on the tweets and his response, can confirm that he’s a clueless academic dork. “White genocide” isn’t a thing, yes, but wishing for the mass killing of white people on Christmas is a bad look regardless of whatever satirical point he was going for.