When a joke isn’t funny, it is important to keep telling it. It is this persistence that will someday get me out of the grays.

This is just a word side salad compared to Kyrie’s all-you-can-eat buffet style word salad.

5.48 seconds is amazing especially when you consider falling that same distance would take 1.75 sec.

I didn’t even know they were autoplaying because I never have the sound on.

Back in high school we had a goalie we didn’t like. During penalty kick practice we had a side bet to see if anyone could hit him in the face with a shot. 2 people did it. If we could do it, so could they.

At first I thought this was a height joke. Then when I realized it wasn’t I thought about making one. Then I felt ashamed.

I disagree. Jackforce I would like to hear about how Jesus loves your fantasy teams too.

Yeah the ‘10s have always been rough for the Yanks. We’re all in for it in the 20s however.

Gio is what they call Rendon’s mullet.

I was trying to think of something clever that would be the opposite of a spark to describe what Trubisky’s return will be like and I thought of ‘a wet fart’ but then realized both that this thought wasn’t very original and also that it was only the result of my own unfortunate recency bias. Anyway Trubisky sucks and…

This isn’t to say that they’re not together, but their unity is more about class solidarity, and their pursuit reflects that penthouse-bound super-class’s dedication to extracting as much as possible from even their most immediate downstairs neighbors. They will absolutely find some sort of way to use the distorting…

Time is a flat circle, Mitchell Trubisky. 

Fun fact: juvenile scorpions are called scorplings. 

“I’d like to see him call offensive holding on a tight end while the slot receiver watches.”

There was another time Anibal has been in this situation before (though not in the playoffs): when he completed his no-hitter in 2006.

He’s at the National Zoo right now trying to kickstart the deployment, bucket of herring in his tiny hand.

Thank you for this important reminder, Ellen! “I have war criminal friends who don’t think the same things that i do. When I say be kind to one another , I don’t mean be kind to the people who think the same way you do . I mean ..Be Kind to EveryWarCriminal. “

My quick take is that I HATED Bill Laimbeer but it is also true that I loved hating him.

You are 100% correct, but I reserve the right to desperately speculate.