How great is it that Wall Street keeps giving her campaign soundbites? I love it. Keep it up, fuckers!

Consider this take notarized.

Can we add an article of impeachment that covers this to get some GOP Senators on board? I’m down with whatever it takes at this point. We need 20 of them to flip in order to can this peach.

“Wow immigration is complicated! I better stick to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, who can catch me up to speed on what’s happening over there?”

Especially because that’s part of the reason he became president. “Impeachment? I became president to get away with MORE shit, not less!”

That’s an awesome picture of that goddamn fucking slide FUCK

Fine, I was done anyway.

word is he’s doing better so obviously she did, duh

Everyone on the ‘85 Bears has at least 17 girlfriends, a few thousand arthritic retired mustaches superfans who live in the past, and probably CTE.

#5 is the best. It screams superstar.

Here’s the math: 2/3 of the Senate = Zero possibility.

As a Bears fan, I can’t wait to see his famous prognosticating skills used on Trubisky: “3rd and 12, look for a check down to Tarik Cohen for a 2, maybe 3 yard gain,” “Vikings are in man-to-man, Trubisky will look to overthrow Anthony Miller by 6 feet again.”

I’ve never been to Fucknutsville, but I can tell you things are going poorly here in Lake Fucksbegon.

I still wonder if this dude is just a kinja invention/prank. I’ve never come across him (or his music? I guess he is supposed to be a rapper?) anywhere else in my life, and his story just keeps getting more and more outrageous. Will he become some halfass dictator’s sidekick a la Dennis Rodman? Will he befriend the…

I’m cool with the called strike. Fight fuckery with fuckery.

These are all beloved at our house. My daughters also love the Amulet series, Monsters Beware, and Zita the Space Girl.

With that headline I thought the article was going to be about the Cubs bullpen.

Am I reading this right: not only was Trump going after the Bidens, but he was also trying to make it look like the DNC hacked themselves in 2016 (with the help of Ukraine)? That the Democrats were guilty of a kind of false flag collusion, hacking themselves so they could blame Trump and the Russians for the hacking?…

Who knew Devin Nunes was into kinja?

Thank you for posting this.