word is he’s doing better so obviously she did, duh

Everyone on the ‘85 Bears has at least 17 girlfriends, a few thousand arthritic retired mustaches superfans who live in the past, and probably CTE.

#5 is the best. It screams superstar.

Here’s the math: 2/3 of the Senate = Zero possibility.

As a Bears fan, I can’t wait to see his famous prognosticating skills used on Trubisky: “3rd and 12, look for a check down to Tarik Cohen for a 2, maybe 3 yard gain,” “Vikings are in man-to-man, Trubisky will look to overthrow Anthony Miller by 6 feet again.”

I’ve never been to Fucknutsville, but I can tell you things are going poorly here in Lake Fucksbegon.

I still wonder if this dude is just a kinja invention/prank. I’ve never come across him (or his music? I guess he is supposed to be a rapper?) anywhere else in my life, and his story just keeps getting more and more outrageous. Will he become some halfass dictator’s sidekick a la Dennis Rodman? Will he befriend the…

I’m cool with the called strike. Fight fuckery with fuckery.

These are all beloved at our house. My daughters also love the Amulet series, Monsters Beware, and Zita the Space Girl.

With that headline I thought the article was going to be about the Cubs bullpen.

Am I reading this right: not only was Trump going after the Bidens, but he was also trying to make it look like the DNC hacked themselves in 2016 (with the help of Ukraine)? That the Democrats were guilty of a kind of false flag collusion, hacking themselves so they could blame Trump and the Russians for the hacking?…

Who knew Devin Nunes was into kinja?

Thank you for posting this.

Agree. Also this is what day drinking is for.

Holy Fucking Shit. Can’t wait to see Pence vs. Warren debates.

“We’ve been over this Markelle, go change into one of the three outfits or people will know we’ve been filming for months. Don’t get down, even if you don’t make one today, we’ve some editing plans.”

This. Also a lot of people have a certain kind of diseased thinking. They think about an issue and form an opinion for one reason or another. Their initial opinion is bad, but everyone has some bad initial opinions sometimes, it is hard to think of every angle of every situation on your own. The diseased thinking is…

So Gladwell blames both McQueary and his father and a friend who he told, but specifically exonerates Paterno because he didn’t have the (Gladwell’s quote:) “savvy and insight of a psychiatrist?” Normally it takes a little digging to find the holes in Gladwell’s theories, but this is ridiculous. How does McQueary have…

I look forward to seeing what illegal things offensive linemen will try to do while still failing to block Khalil Mack in future articles of this weekly series.

1969, 1984, and 2003 disagree.