“I’m a great fan of the millennials. They used to work for almost nothing, now some of them literally work for free! Isn’t it great?”

I bet this guy shoots her again. Also how did he only do 12 years?

Maybe it’s subconscious: this whole situation is made of shades of gray.

I’m celiac, so I don’t need to pretend. People like my cousin aren’t pretending either: she basically had IBS until they stopped eating gluten. Sure a real diagnosis would be nice, but not having one doesn’t make it any less real for her when she orders at restaurants, shops for groceries, etc. It seems like you’re…

Yeah but if not eating gluten stops an adult from shitting their pants in public (like my cousin), then who are you to tell them to wait for something measureable? Should they keep bringing spare underwear when they go out just because they don’t have a diagnosis, or should they stop eating gluten because it works for…

And unfortunately, we can confirm: these people vote.

For parents culling their kids’ junk, the questions become the following:

Not condoning this at all, but if somebody did fuck this guy against his will, would he enjoy the spotlight when he called them out on it?

I don’t know, I feel like with the right soundtrack, anything could be done in slow motion.

The crown prince’s visit to a number of countries played a great role in highlighting the potential and investment opportunities in the kingdom.

Tori Lamos is the worst.

I, for one, would welcome conversion therapy..

This is excellent. To thine Yoan self be true.

How hard can it be? Their meat is already almost meatless.

That was completely horrific, thanks. Also it’s the only part of his speech I’ve heard, and I think I got the gist of it.

Atlas Shrugged was very highly recommended to me by someone I thought was cool and smart while in college. I read it really convinced I would love it and not knowing jack shit about its politics, with only a vague and naive understanding of politics in general. Since I was fully expecting to love it, it took me a…

That is the look you make when you see an incredibly gigantic dick. Or as Death raises his bony finger in your direction. One of those two.

wrong we’ll never have that

Trust the Mess