You forgot Pedro! Pedro had the best peak of all time.

Geez, this is how I feel but I didn’t know how to articulate it.

I disagree: I bet each defense would manage a touchdown in that matchup.

It’s amazing how little this club has changed from Calvin’s original vision.

get a load of this guy

I’m running out of realms here

While I share, in general, your distrust of profit motive over all else, what are you specifically suggesting? Getting my kids vaccinated was not a blind choice to support the profits of big pharma. Nor was in blind trust in the morals of their likely slimeball upper management. I agree with you that vaccine tech is…

You spelled “Every Single Goddamn Motherfucking” wrong.

Have they named a replacement warden?

“Dress for the job you want”

Thanks, I should have added: I don’t disgree with you. For some reason I only responded to your first sentences, which were I think meant to be rhetorical. Anyway, maybe when social media performance is so ingrained into a person’s life, it comes naturally to them to use it even when grieving. It is hard to make sense…

I think there are a lot of really beautiful ways people pay tribute to their dead around the world. One example: my wife went to her uncle’s wake in rural Ireland recently. They had a wake in his house one day, solemnly walked the casket to the parish center of the nearby town the next, with the roads lined with his…

The Buck never stops! There is no Buck. Fake Buck. What’s a Buck anyway? People are saying the Buck is terrible and doesn’t deserve to be stopped. Who am I to stop it? I am very busy taking calls from incredible people, who want to talk to me, the president. Do you think the Buck is stopped in China? This is why we…

Street parking in a city is partisan now? By the way, they are dealing with it, through their alderman. If that doesn’t work, locks in socks.

I’m experiencing Grüdenfreude

I’m guessing nun of their players want to make a habit of losing like that.

Moases Aloe, outfielder, son of Feline Aloe. Great pedigree.

Just another reason to love Benevolent Cabbagepatch.

This is from 2009, but I don’t think there is any reason to think it has changed much: https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2009-06-14-0906130253-story.html. The TLDR: Cub and Sox fan demographics are remarkably similar, both the blue collar/white collar and the city/suburb splits being about the same.

This is the worst Florida Man story yet.