Apparently all you need to get people to watch something is to name it something that they remember. I'm going to write a script about a family's epic and emotional journey, where they eat bad Thai food and get stuck in an elevator with really bad diarrhea. You're not going to want to miss the feelings that come out.…

I think someone mixed up the proofs for Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and Lolita.

I'll admit - there definitely need to be more protections for sentient, talking motorcycles. It's the next great civil rights cause.

It's...GENIUS. Holy crud, I would watch this upside down, underwater and with the lights off.

Where is jack heat vision? Anyway, I've been bemusedly scanning through the trolls complaining about women here, realised I didn't know the director and looked him up. I think his television credits are amazing, he's worked on some really funny stuff. His movies however make my brain physically sick, so that it vomits…

STILL no Frontalot?

lets face it, our subculture is pretty silly all the way around. I find it endearing.

PC Elite and Casual Console jabs? Cya in another comment section folks!

Wait, he did Freaks and Geeks? I'm suddenly a lot more optimistic about this prospect now! I was worried because I didn't care for Bridesmaids much at all.

You said women are bad at teh jokes. This is one of those things that are cool to just point and laugh at rather than criticize in detail.

I am entirely certain Harold Ramis would have been cool with lady ghostbusters.

You are incorrect. This is a franchise. 2-3 cartoons, 15 video games, 150 (or so) comics, a novel. This franchise needs new exciting adventures.

And with one semester of a community college screen writing course under his belt, the man known only as "starwarswiz" set out to change the world, one internet comment at a time.

No, it would not be easy, but someone had to tell the people. Someone had to inform them that "woman are not as funny as men." Clutching…

With little to no thought:

You'll have to explain why it makes no sense, cos i'm thinking three paranormal scientists that invent a bunch of gear and bring in a fourth person is a rather gender neutral premise.

The trade also says the script would be "written from scratch," which means the lady Ghostbusters would probably not just be genderbent versions of the old ghostbusting team.

I was thinking more along the lines of:

Obligatory:

Does anyone here actually know what "trolling" is? Or "trolls," for that matter? I see it used incorrectly so often and so consistently here that I'm beginning to think nobody knows anymore. Tell me I'm not alone.