My crack lab assistants and I have been able to intercept one of these Intergalactic bursts. Here's what we've been able to decipher so far:

Because people are idiots that would rather look for a reason why it wasn't their fault than accept reality and move on.

I think I figured it out.

Shit, why wait? Let's just lock up every motherfucker. Eventually everyone's bound to break the law.

The Silmarillion. And it should be BBC. Americans would just screw it up.

I'm talking about the whole series, obviously. We've been taunted with this one so many times, but there's just no way they could do it as a movie. On the other hand, they could probably pull the whole thing off in just 3 or 4 seasons on HBO.

Break out the PBR folks we've got another gaming hipster!

"Half Life 2 was nothing special to me"

Heck the robots look infinitely better than the "junk bay bots"

Wow go back to school there genius. Evolution hasn't been disproven. Not all aspects of evolution have been fully explained, but that's because it's SCIENCE, which gladly admits that we don't know everything. The base theory of evolution has been proven, several times over by studying the mutations of creatures…

Is anyone else reminded of the fictional substance "ice-nine" from Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle?

People were probably uncomfortable with the idea of a woman being inside of them.

It's unlikely.

These octo cores so far have been notoriously bad for gaming. But people just see 8 cores and then just jump straight to the assumption it must be more powerful than a quad core (Similar to how a lot of people now think GDDR5 and Unified memory are some kind of god and is an all new shiny revolutionary…

So too is a community I trust, but your condescension is duly appreciated.

I would watch the hell out of a show that had a little girl that teleported boats whenever she touched peoples ears.

Best cosplay ever.

Dude, you have a picture with Nathan Fillion. NOTHING CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU.

That's awesome. Beats my picture with Nathan hands down!

Now our Castle is in another princess.

Shh, shhh. Internet is here now.