Me too, Merk. Me too. (stubs out cigarette, and blows smoke wistfully)

The idea of violence against a group you don't like (even if they/re Nazi's) is that it opens the door for violence against ANY group you don't like. This VICE video is doing more to hurt the Nazi cause than punching a few of them. Millions are watching it and understanding how awful they are. It's a genuine good.

Yes, it is.

"I don't recall" is the "you bet your ass I did" of dick pic excuses

You should have capitalized the "x" in ax too, for full effect

Poe's Law in full display

I would watch him if the only thing he did was two hours of Tom Leykis

I am only posting to say that James Adomian (the Bernie in Trump vs Bernie) is literally one of the funniest comedians working today, with absolutely mind-bogglingly good impressions, and if you can go see him live, do it. You'll laugh so hard it's like an ab workout.

That's not exactly a bratty diva moment though, is it? It reads to me like he was genuinely concerned for the "petrified" audience. I mean I'm sure he can be a prick, but I get this one.

Yeah, he's an animal. Fantastic actor. I was really listening for his accent once I realized it was him and distracted myself from his role too much, but I think he was pretty good, considering how outside his wheelhouse this part is.

What's insane is that gravel-voiced Scotsman Peter Mullan (the baddie from Top of the Lake, or my personal fav, Syd from Children of Men) is the hillbilly heroin kingpin. I did a double take when I realized and went straight to IMDb to confirm. That is some crazy casting.

"Steve Bannon looks like Nick Offerman drowned"- Nick Kroll

The appropriate Trumpian language for complimenting one's kids is "hot", "sexy", "great rack", etc. I'm just not convinced he loves his son all that much.

Simon Maloy for the win:

No complaints here. Mid-aughts Gawker was a genuinely unique read.

This reminds me of the great Alex Pareene posts on Gawker back in the day. He fucking hated Brooks and called him The Columnist.

The news organizations that continually invite her back to spew not only lies, but a completely false reality, are as much to blame for this shit show as Conway is at this point. What is that line about insanity being repeating the same actions over and over again expecting different results? CNN, ABC, they surely…

The president tweeted a personal attack, out of the blue, against a woman's looks. It's pretty shocking, even by his standards. I know what you mean about this being his nature, but this one has a particularly vicious quality to it that is breathtaking.

At this point, the only people who will defend this sickening, misogynist, and most importantly, at least in terms of the Office it came from, fucking pointless rant are exactly the same people who pride themselves on being "straight shooters", as if they aren't forever defining themselves as the most cynical partisan…

On one hand, I totally hate partisan bullshit, and I get that it is really difficult to engage in a political conversation without biases.