You meant to say "I, KingofWildThings, do not care."

Whoa, a real Info Warrior!

One of the nice side effects of the infowars/pizzagate/fake news phenomenon is that I personally have become more confident in the opinions and beliefs that make up my world view. That my "side", for lack of a better word, is indeed the right or good one.

In terms of comedy, Tuck Buckford definitely comes the closest to the old "Report" days, but to this day I still occasionally navigate the old Comedy Central clips, because it's just next level hilarious. Does anyone remember when he took on Glenn Beck? He simply eviscerates him.

I know we all try to be clever in the comments, but when an article introduces the concept of a "flagpole boner", it seems pointless to make the attempt.

Now that's pretty bad, but I swear, it's got nothing on Sean Hannity's absolutely batshit tweet:

Given that this dude was gleefully taking swastika selfies not too long ago, this statement just seems a little too fucking perfect.

Fun fact: the Chinese employees making those fun new pizza boxes, working in ultra secret facilities on the outskirts of Shanghai, spending grueling hours standing in front of a never-ending conveyor belt of round white box tops, punching 8 precise holes over and over and over, for months and months on end, until they…

Day 1) No one's heard of 'em
Day 2) Most Woke Band Ever
Day 3) Band actually rapist Nazis
Day 4) Fall back into obscurity

all of these celebrities

Lynch cracks at that line. Pulls it together, but totally cracks.

Um, whoa. That makes a third woman who cooks with the boobs.

I'm gonna read that comment in Homer Simpson's voice, if that's OK with you.

"Where's your moral barometer?"

Totally. You know that scene in Groundhog Day where Bill Murray tries to forcefully recreate the fun he and Andie MacDowell had in the snowball fight? "Hey, some kids just threw a snowball at us! Let's have some fun! Are any of you up for adoption!?" Daytime TV is kinda like that.

Tough crowd!

"Last week, I ate an entire scallop. It was absolutely decadent."

"Giada De Laurentiis."

And the larger question (or at the least the one I'm always curious about) is does anyone seriously believe any of the lies coming from the Trump administration? I mean, are there any true believers?

Oh, agreed. I think it's MLK who says you can't pull up your bootstraps if you don't even have boots.