Why did you post a picture of the jets endzone?

Swaggy DNP

I didn’t know that. Well, you’ve got me convinced!

Even more detail.

Shut the fuck up.

In related news I’ve started arm wrestling middle school kids.

Listen, I’m a massive Mets fan but let’s be real. The 2015 team had two GLARING issues (among others): defense and the bullpen. And what did the Royals beat them on?

Because a pitcher wore a t-shirt to a press conference 2 1/2 years ago?

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

Ray Lewis: What the hell is this? Were they trying to make fun of me?!

Wanting the world to bend over for your personal preferences isn’t a least bit narcissistic in your mind?

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

No, no. We hate Duke because of comments like yours. Also, because the school produces cock knuckles of the first order.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Check the roof of the hospital

Gotta pay Hulk somehow.

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

You guys have got to be kidding me with that fucking Miller lite ad. You are going to lose eyes with that bullshit.