Actually, yes, they are.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

/entire group of Deadspin commenters pass out from sudden blood loss to the brain

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Dammit.

Schedule a brain autopsy. Tomorrow.

The Cow and the Herd

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Can’t blame Keanu Neal. As a DB, that’s the last contact he’ll ever be allowed to have in the NFL.

*Employed

Wait till you hear her music.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.

“Dude, have you seen ‘Titanic’ yet? Chick’s totally naked.”

he’s 29 not 40

My girlfriends grandfather once asked me if I had a cock. I told him yes and sat there for a full minute awkwardly making minimal eye contact. He got up and brought back a Coke. That language barrier can fuck up any conversation.

Well, yes, what you just said is insane.

I once dated a girl with a Palmetto-and-Moon tramp stamp. It was fun shaking those palm fronds.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

Fortunately, this is the NBA we’re talking about, so he’s got something like eight months to rest up before the conference finals get started.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…