Huh...Sees an object flying through the sky that he couldn’t make out at first glance? Bet he wishes he could....

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

So you want to take a (somewhat) promising talent, sit him on the bench until he reaches FA, and then lose him for nothing?

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Glazer is saying it’s the players’ faults for being in the wrong area and dressing like they want to get hit.

Barry this isn’t even a question. RGIII is a victim of the Subway curse. See the following examples ranked “meh” to “this is worse than the curse of Tutankhamun”:

I can answer this. I believe that Griffin is so broken down that he is no longer able to do the things that he could once do to cover up for his shortcomings.

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

I don’t think you have to worry about Bennett telling everybody what he thinks. Which was what the Bears saw as part of the problem. Trestman would let him get away with it, Fox was less interested in doing so.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

I don’t want to cast aspersions on the integrity of the WWE but I kind of think she was a plant.

Kevin - a minor quibble, but AP Stylebook prefers “former LeBron whipping boy Mario Chalmers” on first reference.

Where can you buy an incredibles jersey? I’m.....asking for a friend.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

I’d like to see an ESPN report on off the field issues and whether they effect Hall of Fame voting. I know that’s usually Jeremy Schaap’s beat, but maybe Ray Lewis can take a stab at it.

Shots fired.