The nerve of some peephole...

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

Yeah, but Bernie Sanders is giving her a run for the money.

12 STRAIGHT BIIITTTTCCCHHEEESSS...Now on to our inevitable Big 12 Tourney loss to Iowa State and our 2nd round NCAA tourney loss to McNeese Valley A&M State CC...

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Grim? Speak for yourself, pal. There’s something very charming and nostalgic about bowling on TV. Reminds me of being at my grandparents as a kid. I’d be sitting on the couch (“davenport”) wrapped in a blanket (“afghan”), listening to the mellifluous voive of Chris Schenkel, while Grandma fussed over the spaghetti…

He was actually reacting to the vendors shutting down beer sales at the 10 minute mark.

This Ted Cruz lookin’ motherfucker is the worst.

A one-game suspension seems lax.

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.

This is exactly why I don’t get out of bed in the morning. Like, fuck a 50% chance of dying!

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

need a “Snopes” button for all right-wing memes

Yep. Bring it on. I hope the robots win. Humanity had its chance. We failed.

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.

Yeah good point, from here on out, Screamer will only cover World Cup finals.

Damn.