Rams DE Chris Long has compiled a list of the most embarrassing things he’s ever done. It’s a good list.

See, the irony here is that Sam Hinkie himself would be the first one to tell you that comparing players using basic counting stats is next to useless.

Word is he was giving it to them good- absolutely electric stuff- but couldn’t finish.

Much like my father, Harvey doesn’t know when to pull himself out.

In other words...he’s done cocaine, joined the mile high club and never had a 3some

Yeah he’s had a threesome, he got fucked by Hosmer and Perez in the 9th of Game 5 ZIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Fox: Our sports suck as much ass as our politics.

There’s an interesting story in here about how batting average (perhaps an outdated stat) may no longer necessarily correlate (if it ever did) with championships should a team decide to stress other elements of the game.

To clarify why this is so dumb, .269 was second in the AL (DET led with .270) and .014 above league average.

Yeah, but we’re still World Series Champions, so fuck off Fox.

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

That weekend, the Titans played the Steelers. On Pittsburgh’s roster was only one player with USC connections: Troy Polamalu, who coincidentally would have overlapped in school with Hanson. Baseless speculation? You better believe it.

My first thought was Rob Bironas, but he died two months before this.

Charlie Whitehurst is definitely the player located in Tennessee, right?

Yeah, but bananas fit perfectly in my hand. So God.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

If there’s one thing about this Super Bowl to look forward to, it’s that Cam Newton and Von Miller will be on the same field.

If you think Von gets excited about farm animals now, wait until he learns to read.