Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Probably because the joke has nothing to do with violence.

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

Momopoly was invented during the great depression for poor people who had too much time on their hands and nothing else to do. So unless you are too poor for virtually any other form of entertainment and have too much time on your hands, Monopoly fucking sucks balls.

You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

I think it’s obvious he didn’t see his tie rack and ran his hand right into it.

Wake up sheeple

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

As a fan, it was nice to see Vince Young have one last disappointing drive.

Calm down there, Satan.

Let’s play “spot the Patriots fan”

Or, it's an ingenious way to be "closed," but still make sure your entire workforce shows up.

most shocking part of this is that there is a workplace in North Carolina that only employs one person named Dale

I used to buy drugs from a guy named Dale in High Point. Fuck that guy.

Why is there a handicap spot on the top floor though?