Wait ‘til he learns American Pharoah doesn’t even wear pants

Columnist deeply concerned that a black woman gives him an erection.

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

She got naked in her room and streaked down the hall and jumped into the pool ... in front of the entire company and their dates.

“hey Mom and Dad, just wanted to let you know, I dumped Jessica (like, yesterday). this is Bridget, the new girl that I love now (as of, like, yesterday). merry christmas! get to know each other!”

*doorbell rings*

It wasn’t a vote. It was a poll. As I understand it, it made no pretense of being the actual binding process by which the winner would be decided.

No. Football is about grace and supporting are troops. It is not about violence or intentionally hitting fellow players.

Chill out guys. In a hundred years, we will all be dust and bone, and American Pharaoh will be holding together a first-grader’s art project.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

This is bad news for the National Football League. They should seperate these teams by moving their division and possibly even conferences ASAP. The last thing the NFL wants is any violence IMO

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

Against 7 other teams. Big O was amazing but PER wins out.

I think he was more angry about that inadvertent elbow Taj threw at the beginning of the post-up and the bodying up he did on Blake after he got the ball. The whack from Griffin appeared inadvertent, but the malice behind it.....not so much.

No mention of the elbow to the back of the head that Gibson gave Griffin seconds earlier.

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

He just jumped to #1 on Jerry Jones draft board (and heart).