This wasn’t the first time...

So, that picture is literally Teddy Bridgewater blowing.

Evolved, not designed. :)

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

Just have another drink. Enjoy your evening.

deadspin and also profootballfocus (who think he’s the worst CB in the league) and pretty much everyone with two eyes.

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.

I’m with you because I was at this game with Flutie and absolutely flipped my shit when it happened.

Sweet jesus that’s awesome...

Her parents had said no but she insisted

Great story, but three weeks? Wow, that seems excessive.

Are you a cop?

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

my uncle just went “get used to this for the rest of your life.” and went to bed. whatever we get bad calls and shit. but all you have to know is that THERE ARE TWO FUCKING PLAYERS COVERING THE FLATS. why? what is going on? who am i.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Russell Wilson? Are you high? When has he ever said something that wasn’t an ad for a product or his own wholesomeness?

Just curious- are you aware that words “terror” and “terrorism” are not necessarily the same thing?

Balls.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.