Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

I'm surprised he didn't take these photos with the rest of his team. After all, they all just laid down together in front of millions on Citi Field.

So cool! I like the one the Royals took on their trip to New York!

BA2KET

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

I can see Watt obsessively reading every article about himself.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. My wife is Turkish and with that her family/friends are Turkish and I know many of them. One of her cousins posted this earlier today:

There’s nothing worse than a lame dad who doesn’t think he’s lame. Mike Greenberg is a great lame dad because he knows he’s lame. I bet he subscribes to Consumer Report and constantly complains about the gutters at his house, all while wearing Saucony running shoes. Cris Carter is the opposite. He feels obligated to…

Kevin McHale’s body structure fascinates me. I wouldn’t mind seeing him naked.

I think it’s safe to say all sports are non-revenue at Towson

Watergate

Maybe he just wanted to work on his stroke

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

You warned me, I doubted you, I shouldn’t have doubted you. I feel sick now

That’s gonna hurt. Back in preschool I could only hang on the monkey bars for 3 minutes max. I don’t know how someone can suspend themselves for a year. That has to be grueling.

Remember, the real villain is the kid who takes a couple grand, not the coach and school who make millions off that kid’s labor.