Facebook is great for being reminded of peoples birthdays. Other than that it’s just a collection of the worst people I know posting insane shit all day.

I observe the Snap-on calendar.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Up your butt and around the corner

Khristianus Mingles

[Nick Collison sits up suddenly, wide-eyed]

Uh-oh, a bum foot.

“Weakened arm you taste so good.” -Chiefs D

That must be why nobody ever died playing football in the early 20th century.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

Barrett: I’m the quarterback of Ohio State.

This dude doesn’t drink beer that requires you to pry the top off.

This post. Forever. Times infinity. Never has a show made my stomach hurt from laughing, anxiety, and pure shock all in one sitting. I was late to the Fargo party, being only 8 when it came out, but I remember watching it just before putting eyes on Season 1, and the seamless transition from film to tv is truly…

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Nah football fan here , I can not lie