The league has a bigger problem on its hands anyway. Two high school teams went on national television last night wearing exact replicas of the Giants’ and Eagles’ uniforms. Cease and desist, kids!

Most photographed person in the world is my neighbor. You’ll be mine one day, you little minx you...

eh, getting that trashed on a sunday is no bueno, at least for me.

I will say, having been at the Bills tailgate, I did get asked by a lot of random guys if I liked to party. Lots of party enthusiasts at the football game! But every time I said yes, they pulled me aside and opened a baggie with icing sugar or something in it. It looked delicious but we already had a bag of Fudgee-Os…

Bills fans after hearing their friends tailgate stories: “deadpsin article or it didn’t happen bro.”

Regional alcoholism + sad football = glorious fun

I was thinking this was the stupidest thing to happen in the NFL this year.

The reaction of the little blonde girl in the second row.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Here’s a great alternate angle:

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

Yes?

I was going to say “... can dance!” You didn’t let me finish!

This is nothing. Michael Vick lost 23 months of his life!

Our Facebook is bae, or something

While we sort out our Twitter problems, follow us on Facebook. Just ignore our dumber readers.

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Yeah, ligandrol is a SARM that gym-goers that don’t want to go full steroids or GH use now that pro-hormones are banned and illegal. Supposedly, natural test shutdown isn’t as bad on it. However, it is also not nearly as effective as steroids or testosterone injections, yet still illegal.

Grier: “These B12 shots really work, can’t believe they’re legal!”