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And it was while playing with a bunch of Volunteers... brutal

Thanks! Hadn’t seen them before, but I also haven’t been following baseball closely. I’ll thank the Phillies for that.

Better than the Odor that tortures the A’s clubhouse.

This one time I overate for, like, 15 years and gained 50 pounds and now I’m fat.

+1 FUCK YOU, GUMBY

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This explains why Peyton and Kubiak compromised on the Pistol.

Can’t speak to his Microbrew, but Darren Sharper’s Cider is the hardest cider in the league.

I usually love the image work here, but come on, y’all know this isn’t what Drew was wearing.

I haven’t played the game, but how was it such a big secret that nobody noticed a new area on the world map when you press it?

#NukeAllOfMissouriExceptKansasCity

And 70 years from now we’ll all be dead. Really makes u think.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

As far away from Buffalo as you might be, if you listen very, very closely you’ll still hear the echo of a thousand giant hams being slapped together.

Sure, you all make jokes, but this is exactly the kind of drug abuse that causes a person to say “Hey, we should play home games in Toronto,” or “Let’s trade for LeSean McCoy,” or “Rex Ryan will turn us around.”

[goes to an NFL game]

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s either: