The mating ritual of the Bills starts with the ritual drinking of fermented beverages. Then, when the animals are ready, these Bills engage in a minute long ritual known as the bitch slap, which wears them out very quickly. Watch as one of these very large beasts ritualistically pees upon his own garb while the other…

A Peaky Blinders reference! +1

A billion fucking videos on the internet and leave it to a Bills fan to figure out how to shoot in landscape.

If any of you have videos of Bills fans at tailgates or games, please send them to me or tips@deadspin.com.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

not sure, but I bet he could nail just about anybody on a crossing pattern

Matthews: You ain’t Russell Wilson, bro!

I think it's more, "Wonder if QB1 got hurt on that last play. Let's kick the ol' tires and see..."

These are two good baseball men. I like the way they baseball.

Dehydrated?

Should Max Scherzer Have Pretended to Choke Bryce Harper?

Yes, MLB cut off the actual prediction for some reason. Here’s a better video:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

Years from now people will talk about where they were on this day when the guy from the deal did that thing.

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

eh, cut him some slack; he’s just preparing to announce his candidacy for Republican presidential nominee.