Hanley Ramirez’ white cousin, if I had to guess.

The glasses he’s wearing and the shirt tucked into the jeans pretty much answer your question.

I know you don’t want to give spoilers away, but did he survive?

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

“There were elements of provocation”

This article is about Fox Sports, my man. The entire thing is about Fox Sports.

Well, when you rearrange the letters in Jonathan Papelbon’s name you get “Plant a banjo phone.”

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons.

According to @StatsOnFire, this is the first time the McCown brothers have played at the same time since December 9, 2007.

"Wears" like uniform, Shadow. His number?

Big deal, Barry. It takes twice as many people to undress Eli.

“It’s physics.” - at least 99% of the time someone says this, they’re utterly full of shit

Not sure what play you’re watching. It was shoulder to shoulder, and then the QB’s heat hit the ground. The helmet actually was across his front.

Christ. So if he would have ‘wrapped up’ here, they wouldn’t have made contact like this?

Looks like the defender started his tackle before Kiel started to slide. Think it’s just unfortunate timing.

how many times exactly do I need to refresh before I get an article on Lane Kiffin banging Nick Saban's daughter? Geeze, has nobody checked the internet today?

This dude looks like Jim Carrey and John Gruden had a retarded baby

“ Some teams are playing against good defenses, while others are playing against the Bears. “

That must be the axe they gave him.