I’ll tell you who’s another fat guy. Prince Fielder. Two fat baseball players IMO

It was that or “Ndamukong Lawyerup.” I regret nothing.

if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.

I know this doesn’t happen often, but I bet Aldon Smith is glad he’s a Raider.

I just walked 34 feet down the hallway at work, untouched. I think I can play RB for the Eagles.

It seems like Russell Wilson and J.J. Watt, are neck-and-neck, for the “NFL’s Most Annoying Player”.

But what if he is.

So football throw boy isn’t this century’s foremost political thinker.

Madden already had a draft in its season and franchise modes. So no, it’s not like a sports draft. It’s like Arena Mode in Hearthstone! Last I checked, NFL franchises were not given only three options for their first-round selections, and the players they do not choose are not eliminated from the draft entirely.…

Boy, is he red-faced.

Not to mention whatever the hell the 9ers are wearing.

Shake weight while holding a barrel

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

I’ve always assumed tailgating was something you did the day of the game. If you are drinking in a Buffalo RV parking lot on Saturday night, you aren’t tailgating, your just living your life in Buffalo.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

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