When asked to comment, Miami Dolphins tight end Jordan Cameron said “Nah, you guys have got it all backwards.”

The lack of big fucking evidence for said hurricane is a big fucking problem with your theory.

Oil is harmful to condors, just like Jared Fogle is harmful to miners.

It’s one thing to be that guy. It’s another thing to follow that up by also being that guy again.

Did ... did you read the article? Be honest.

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

No, it’s just the newest version of the snake oil helmet manufacturers are pumping out to teams all over the place, claiming their equipment is “safer” because it has panels that absorb impact, etc. In reality, if you slam your head into a dude’s knee (as it appears Caputo did on the play), you get concussed because…

Lucky for him that no one knows the difference between a finger and a tender.

Hmm... pretty good. I’ll give it a 9 out of 10.

I told that fucking cameraman not to ride his fucking Segway on the fucking roof.

Yeah, it’s 510-300-xxx, but I’m guessing it won’t work because I am in the hills in a place with very bad service, but please feel free to try!

Too bad that the Native Americans didn’t think to do that, eh?

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

DeAndre may be a flake, but fuck the owners, fuck the agents with their blatant conflicts of interest. They are the ones who’ve conspired to create a system that forces players to make huge life affecting decisions in an incredibly short period, often blindly without all the information they need to make a wise…

Banned for “Anne Hathaway”

I am the imp of the diamond. I am the chief trickster of swingball. I will fool the men in the pressed slacks and bend their mind with my foibles. Look over here at what I have in this hand, Rule King. Oh no, friend. It was what I had over here in this hand, the one I didn’t want you to spy with your pig’s eyes, that…