Uh-oh, a bum foot.

“Weakened arm you taste so good.” -Chiefs D

That must be why nobody ever died playing football in the early 20th century.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

Barrett: I’m the quarterback of Ohio State.

This post. Forever. Times infinity. Never has a show made my stomach hurt from laughing, anxiety, and pure shock all in one sitting. I was late to the Fargo party, being only 8 when it came out, but I remember watching it just before putting eyes on Season 1, and the seamless transition from film to tv is truly…

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

An AFC team vs an AFC team in the Super Bowl?

I assume this was funny when you thought of it

“Who the fuck is Matt Hasselbeck?”

Nothing interesting happened? Christ, people can’t even recognize progress anymore.

Not sure what I’m watching? Jeez, get your eyes checked man.

In his defense, that sliding glass door was REALLY clean.

One of the guys holding the banner is a racist POS.

Apparently the person who throws a fit over a banner is exactly the kind of person you would expect.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

Nah football fan here , I can not lie