Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

Please let Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead

Are we entirely sure Wade Phillips could move all of his extremities before this?

That’s me on kinja.

OK just stop right there. I will have none of your bringing logic into this discussion about my good invisible friend Jesus.

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

While much of it sounds horrific, there’s nothing wrong with a little naked wrestling amongst pals. Who hasn’t, when boredom strikes, asked a friend, “Hey lets strip naked and roll around the floor together,” I’d guess 99% of college roommates do it regularly.

He was replaced by a very mad Geno Smith, who ended his only drive by throwing a pick to Tyrann Mathieu.

lighten up dummy

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

Anywhere but Chuck E. Cheese.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

You are absolutely correct. My company has season tickets to the local MLB team in the first row on the first base line, absolutely amazing seats. Generally these tickets go to the executives or whatever potential clients we are trying to schmooze, but occasionally for a random weekday afternoon game no one will want…

Soccer Mom is way worse than Beer Dude in that scenario though. If one of her kids steals your seat, and you have the NERVE to ask for it back, you’re an irredeemable asshole.

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