Please find the video for the entire sequence. The announcers had a blast with this for about 5 minutes. It would be well worth watching.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

There will be plenty of blazers showing up at any Bill Walton statue, believe you me.

Maybe read that again. My take is not “David Ortiz should not be in the HOF.” My take is “HOF voters are jackasses, and if they want to maintain the stupid high ground they invented, then they should keep Ortiz out, lest they further prove themselves to be inconsistent jackasses with no moral high ground, invented or…

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

I’m not sure if the word ‘swag’ could be personified more in anyone than it is in David Ortiz. It actually feels like someone went into the settings of a video game and boosted all of Ortiz’s ratings to 100 while also changing the pitching difficulty to ‘Manny Delcarmen’. The guy is doing something right now that…

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

You know who else won a Super Bowl as a starting quarterback?

“Luke Warmtake” would be a great name for a backup quarterback.

You, sir, need to shut up and sit down. Stop sowing discord. I refuse to believe this and your comments will not change my mind.

+1 luke-warm take

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

I hope the last two words of Obama’s presidency are “Eat me.”