This thing looks great but I’m sticking with my Pro Controller, which for some reason doesn’t seem to get any recognition for being incredibly comfortable and robust.

It’s fine making Shaggy Black, but making not a zonked-out stoner is a bridge too far.

Thanks MR. COLLEGE. What's next, suggesting fact-checking and editors? 

I didn’t realize you could simultaneously successfully steal this much money and product while also creating this many giant red flashing arrows pointing at yourself. It’s impressive in its own brash and stupid way.

So...Minimum Security Resort Prison, or Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison?

Oh my god, an actual nuanced take that isn’t just “all police bad” in this comment section, as if all people who sign up to the police go in just wanting to kill people or some other dumb idea.

Harrison Ford (in his TV debut)

You’re a real piece of fucking work, aren’t you?

“Arrested? For fucking what? Just kick him out and trespass him. What a joke.”

These days I find that if somebody starts talking about Judaism unprompted, and they’re not currently standing in a Temple or dressed in full observant Orthodox gear? It’s safe to assume they’re dog-whistling.

what were the ‘80s like, grandpa

Yeah those two did a TON of cards for Snap. I’ve always been a big fan of Dan Hipp’s art, so I try to scoop up his variants when I can. The whole reason I downloaded Marvel Snap was because Mike Krahulik of Penny Arcade said he did some cards, and I’ve been on the lookout for them ever since (and now hopelessly…

Holy crap, the replies here are sad. People love to call out their “real Jobs” really shows they are bitter when an artist makes a lot of money on something and made at them if they don’t comprise on a bad deal.    

3k is your take-home.

Some more context - DebJJLee is a popular, established artist. I’m a fan of their work, and even without knowing that Epic is a billion dollar corporation, I’d say $3000 is low for an artist of their caliber. When you add that in along with Epic’s history of not paying for the dances they’ve clearly ripped off (and…

I’ve been on both sides of this now, as an artist and as someone who has to contract out artwork. A lot of times you have a flat fee set by your department budget, and if people can do the work for that, awesome, if not, you find someone else. If too many people can’t do the work for that amount, then it’s time to…

Art is almost always a choice between getting paid upfront but surrendering the rights, or getting paid nothing but retaining to rights to try and sell the art yourself. The idea of commissioning art for someone else but retaining the rights should be considered abnormal, but weirdly in America that is the default for…

That’s bc humor is subjective, you stupid asshole.

“Noted Jew”

Ok, “Kazakhstan-ye West” made me chuckle.