who are we to be the morality police? So what if they hooked up.

That’s because Emmet is just some regular guy, not an iconic character people have been growing up with for 40 years, and who has had a well-established voice for more than half of that time.

Consuming any food leads to death within a few decades.

Oh man, you’re in for a surprise regarding the Quaxwell evolution.

The answer is it’s none of your business.

I thought this was a joke at first. 

“I remember my first console controller—the polished black batwing I used to steer my Xbox 360—as vaguely sticky.”

The fucking devils lettuce am I right! Effing wacky tabacky. Pot heads are scum and can't function! /s

says the guy, who got rich and famous hosting a comedy show.

Nah, this is entirely Gamefreak being incompetent at building game engines because they refuse to invest in hiring more talent.

Next in “what if thing was people”

Is the “cynic” in you a misogynist, conservative, or both?

Maxwell Frost is now an elected member of Congress and a professed Kingdom Hearts fan. We’re at the point now where we’re gonna see some policy makers having grown up as gamers!

The thing is she’s a Millennial who’s been gaming her entire life. She has done lets plays with other public figures. Also, it’s not like she’s some well healed Yalie from a monied family. She worked her ass off as a bartender to pay her way through school. She’s a normal human being with a normal life that includes…

She’s not a hero for playing a really bad MOBA.

the cynic in you is dumb

This is helpful context, thanks.

Thanks for clarifying.

What’s this?  A nuanced reply that addresses both the pros and cons of a newly emerging (and disruptive) technology?   Madness!

I hate Leech so much. Turns all my gold into trash.