luisalmo
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Being an asshole for driving with high beams and also being incompetent and lazy to no replace your damn bulbs should cause immediate dismissal from Jalopnik

Seriously.

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

This is saddeningly accurate.

Clearly we need to outlaw grieving women.

The 180-220 seemed to go by in the blink of an eye. Also after well over 260MPH, 140MPH looks like a crawl.

As just some random guy at a desk slacking off at work... this is interesting AF.

Different stereo modes:

Toyota based it on this proof-of-concept design:

True, after about 45 minutes i said, “man i fold”...

Counterpoint: Plots are dumb, and burnouts are not.

I’m sure they would be baffled by his driving ability.

Considering how the Saw movies were nothing more than torture porn, how Pacific Rim was terrible giant ‘bot porn, and how The Martian was maintenance porn; I’d say there’s room in the movie market for drift porn.

But it might really resonate with the audience.

Agreed, the heart of the videos would really get muffled by the movie format

I absolutely adore gymkhana videos, but that’d get EXHAUSTING by an hour into it.