Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

‘Member when driving low tech was high fun? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

Surprised the bus driver lived!

You do realize you now have to be the anti-$kay and post every day

I’m doing this before $kay...

Time passing faster? It just means you’re getting old.

That would be terrible. Rigor mortis would be even worse :)

if it lasts for more than 4 hours, call a physician.

Hey! Don’t “bluh” minivans. They’re pretty amazing at doing what they’re meant for: car sex after shopping at Costco.

This comment slayed me

A hearse is a hearse, of corpse, of corpse.

Yeah, I bet there’s embalming fluid in the oil, that’s the first sign.

That thing’s pretty old, she should check the head casket.

Stop, I’m coffin with laughter!

Hopefully they don’t send her a deceased and desist.

She should sue those people for harassment. I bet she’ll make a killing.