‘Member when driving low tech was high fun? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

Surprised the bus driver lived!

You do realize you now have to be the anti-$kay and post every day

I’m doing this before $kay...

Time passing faster? It just means you’re getting old.

That would be terrible. Rigor mortis would be even worse :)

if it lasts for more than 4 hours, call a physician.

Hey! Don’t “bluh” minivans. They’re pretty amazing at doing what they’re meant for: car sex after shopping at Costco.

This comment slayed me

A hearse is a hearse, of corpse, of corpse.

Yeah, I bet there’s embalming fluid in the oil, that’s the first sign.

That thing’s pretty old, she should check the head casket.

Stop, I’m coffin with laughter!

She certainly should. They might be upset to see it; but the fact cremains that she isn’t breaking the law.

Hopefully they don’t send her a deceased and desist.

She should sue those people for harassment. I bet she’ll make a killing.

As long as it’s not murdered out, I say they should let her keep what’s hearse.

 A lot of people do like the hearse. They’re dying to have a ride in it.