Better yet, take his keys away Jesus.

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.

Great, this means those truckers who wait until I have nearly overtaken them to pass the truck in front of them, who is also limited to 65 will forever be trying to inch past them while I wait in front of a long line of cars.

Slowly McSlowface

“Baby on board” you say?

I read this as Neutral, Reverse, Drive, Left. Is that a NASCAR gearbox?

Agreed. Armed or not, the only person that can ultimately protect you is you.

I see every reviewer complain about it not being a true Nissan Patrol, yet of all the reviews I’ve seen nobody has got one stuck and it has never failed off road. The new Armada may not be “trail rated” but who cares, it’s almost never going to see conditions that will stop it in its tracks. Beside the one good 4x4…

Is she... flicking her bean?

I can’t tell if that’s a hitch on the back or some kind of liftgate. This might be an accessibility thing for loading a wheelchair.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

Truth be told, if his Navigator had directed him to a more Suburban dealership out near a Canyon in Colorado, there may have been a Discovery made sooner - like by a Scout on an Expedition, a Ranger on an Excursion or maybe even a Comanche wearing a Blazer. Let this be a lesson to the criminal Titans everywhere: when…

That would Escalade the situation for sure.

Yeah, it’s a one-way ticket Tacoma or worse.

Good thing it wasn’t an avalanche...

You really have to be Exterra careful, Denali know how to properly lift a vehicle?

Yukon be sure there will be injuries if your jack collapses.