I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

“Very subtle indeed”. 

This is the best Deadspin Awards bit and it’s not even close. 

I caught ‘Peelsy’ and I felt bad to be honest

In hockey, the Cup is the most important thing for everyone, players, fans, and referees. 

Ref immediately called for icing. 

One of Jamie Moyer’s rookie year teammates was Gary Matthews Sr.

Lou: Ay-uh, Chief, we have this famous running back over here who appears to have beat this woman.

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

Period!

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

?? I hrdly know her!!

Map of Americans who thought it was a 1st down:

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”