I just gotta say, Drew, I love the Al Davis crypt keeper gag.

Up here in Canada, Sportsnet picked up the first game of this series and it was so much fun (so many beards, so much hair!, division race, cranky Machado, great lineups, the promise of some great pitching to come). I fell asleep that night to the soothing sounds of what promised to be a great series. The only thing…

I can relate. The gym is about dominance. Throw a med ball off the ceiling. Rearrange the treadmills. Deny people water. It’s a jungle, and you have to make it your jungle.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

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I’d like to think there’s a meeting going on at Fenway weighing the pros and cons, and debating what’s the least they can do for these guys.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

GWAR got robbed. Again.

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

The cycle of history repeats itself, and the Reds are now owned by a Christian.
It’s like perestroika all over again!

File footage of the event:

Kant* would say that for the triathlete to eat 100 plates of sushi to be permissible, it must be possible for all people dining at that restaurant to also eat 100 plates of sushi. Since that would cause harm by putting the restaurant out of business, this is clearly unethical.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

The problem with Weezers Toto Cover, is not that its a bad cover, its that we know they are capable of so much more, that it feels like they are soullessly replaying Africa, its a near identical remake. With no feeling, just rudimentary. Same thing with this Blink cover, they could add something, make some change, but…

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Now he can do what he was really meant to do full time. Tweet

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.