He’s naturally injury-prone. It runs in his jeans.

This is why people hate soccer.

He has amazing run prevention on both defense and offense.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

You know what wasn’t so splendid: the skate in the crease.

“Baseball Prospectus puts their current chances at making the playoffs at 9.7 percent.”

I don’t think it was the long lead that got Merrifield picked off, it was the staring at his phone to the exclusion of all external stimuli.

The Crapture.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

I mean it isn’t the same thing... But any excuse to post it.

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

Maybe this will satisfy

he does not like Houston as a city.

is a korean stuffed cucumber a cucumber stuffed by a korean or with a korean?

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

Latos will be suspended without pay for 5 games, forfeiting approximately $75 in salary.

Pfffttt...Donald Trump started a bigger Can-Am brawl yesterday.