Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

“the anthem issue, which has affected TV ratings”

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

OK.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

The NFL is the only league that actively puts its best, most exciting players at such serious risk in each game.

Bryant Blames Receiving Woes on Good JuJu

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

There’s no disputing that he struggled mightily, but painting this as a continuation of some second half slump writ-large is a little inaccurate. He killed it in September and hit 15 home runs and had a 1.352 OPS. He hit a home run in the WC game. He was on fire coming into the ALDS.

like human platters, if that makes sense.