This is the worst instance I’ve ever seen of a tennis star not being able to play because they were stabbed in the back.

As someone who scorekeeps at games, this would crush my soul.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

That was a great impression of David Price in October.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

I just watched this at least 30 times in a row and was crying laughing by the 20th time. “What the fuck, Richard?”

Still not as good as this kid:

I don’t think they need to remove it. I propose the following changes.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

I saw Doc in pinstripes. I saw Darryl in pinstripes. Do you seriously think seeing Jay Bruce in pinstripes can affect this broken Mets heart of mine?

That top jersey reminds me of when the NBA did the nickname thing in the 90s.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Still better than going to a Mets game where people want to talk about the fucking Mets.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

I’m gonna get a huge jump start on my summers by forgetting about this tournament three months earlier.

No way, raw fuckin’ egg is the worst. Like, when I crack eggs sometimes I get that egg goo on my fingers and my brain starts freaking out and I’ve got to wash it off as soon as I can. Maybe it’s BIG DISINFECTANT but I don’t want salmonella and I don’t want to contaminate anything else in my kitchen.

It’s funny because it hits him in the head.

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I CONSULTED ABOUT ANY OF THIS?

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.