Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

The Colts believe they may have concussed Brady at some point during their game in 2015 and would like to know if they can hang a banner to that effect at Lucas Oil???

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

He’s never been IN the black either.

I read your very first line (ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS) In Morbo’s voice. I hope you don’t mind. ;)

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t see the need to have boobs in the booth.

(jumps out of time traveling Yugo in a town square in Montreal in the 1950s) THE CONFERENCE FINALS IN 2017 WILL BE PLAYED BY ANAHEIM AND NASHVILLE (hops back in before mass civil unrest erupts in Canada)

“more than half of us”

This is something I completely understand. As a kid who played keeper in HS soccer, I used to always act injured after I shit the bed on a save.

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

Can’t find the thread from a few weeks back where someone laughed at me for suggesting Fleury was good enough to win the Cup this year, but wherever you may be, sir, please enjoy the taste of my ass.

But the Caps lost?

It was also the first time in a year since the Capitals choked.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

A devastating game-7 loss?