Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

He had an incision unlike any other.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

It was embarrassing that anyone was a Chris Jans fan.

I love when everyone talks themselves into how THIS is the year that the Capitals don’t choke in the playoffs.

That is pornographic.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

Mmmhmm.......

lol

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

It’s impossible for me to hear the word “clavicle” in any context without thinking of this song.

For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

The NFL is currently looking around the Detroit Lions parking lot for his replacement.

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.