The dad jokes are strong in this one.

It’s always refreshing when David takes a break from finding truth in the shitstorm that rules the parts of our lives that’s supposed to “matter” to find the truth in the parts of our lives that actually do.

I don’t think pennant means what you think it means.

J’ai rendezvous avec Michele

I’m thinking you’ve got a soulmate around here.

Thanks so much for this.

Haven’t you been paying attention? Every possible good timeline has already been canceled out. 

TBH the Welcome Statement utilizes “perhaps” in an odd fashion. Otherwise, I support this endeavor as well!

See, I ACTUALLY thought he was saying “So my email is a hashtag, I don’t care, okay?” and I thought “Man this guy is so hip, he bypassed email altogether and resides solely on social media!”

This looks like how an AI would have learned to clap after a few seconds of deep learning.

I ran this analysis a few years ago. Education and I believe it was infant mortality also follow this same trend.

I think you’re being too generous on that white bread math.

+1 Just for using the phrase “this motherfucker”. Love it.

Who is Daniel Jones?

Man, this literally made my whole day. And it’s only 8 am!

I went through my sophomore and junior years of college with it constantly playing on VHS in the background. I don’t think any of us were every actually looking at the screen. It was basically the soundtrack of my undergraduate years.

I think they’ll be able to put some talent around Tua or whoever they pick. This doesn’t include the first rounder they just got for Minkah.

I think the important question of our day is how we got to the point where mental fitness or disposition to be president became the most pressing, and yet still the most controversial, priority for choosing a candidate.

But the full experience of Wet Trump arrived immediately after that, when the topic turned, for reasons only Trump can truly know

I guess this is the only way to be held accountable.