Absolutely. I “retired” from teaching (quit) after six years, and all I had to show for it was a half mortgage worth of debt. If I had a hundred mil I’d be out before the end of attendance, day one.

Also, Dakich probably has no idea that he’s kind of proving Luck’s ‘point’ with his own attempt at an argument.

I read this as white people like Desmond Howard make Stuart Scott look like Malcolm X.

You seem like a really happy one.

Lex Luthor stealing 40 bases however...depending on how many homers, we can crown him the first ball player with an X in his name to enter the n/n club

OK TO GO

I had a high school baseball coach who was in his mid to late 50s who would play in the student-faculty basketball game and every year he made at least 7 threes. He was a phenom.

I don’t know why they don’t just computer sim all of the games. I’m tired of having to wake up in the morning.

It’s yet more proof of the omnipresence of capitalist realism that, when going out to protest and subvert the system, ostensibly good actors like Jay-Z and Kaepernick can see no alternative other than to align with the very system they claim to want to change.

This is perfect. But you know PETA would be all over this.

Seems like a recent history of the Orioles franchise could be appropriately titled “Sideways”.

Read this headline too fast as:

This is obviously the right answer.

No.

Math checks out.

This is like the opposite amount of irony as the Trevor Bauer/Progressive picture, no?

I came here for this exactly. I’m not exactly sure what demographic this post is aimed towards because if it’s one side, well they already knew all this, and if it’s the other side....well it’s just not the other side and we know that.

Sorry, but that’s still not good.

Came here to say exactly this. The accuracy on that second throw was just phenomenal.

I had a similar experience, except my post-throw interaction was a 12 year old asking me to step aside after my throw clocked in at a cool 54. What a dick.