I don’t know why they don’t just computer sim all of the games. I’m tired of having to wake up in the morning.

It’s yet more proof of the omnipresence of capitalist realism that, when going out to protest and subvert the system, ostensibly good actors like Jay-Z and Kaepernick can see no alternative other than to align with the very system they claim to want to change.

This is perfect. But you know PETA would be all over this.

Seems like a recent history of the Orioles franchise could be appropriately titled “Sideways”.

Read this headline too fast as:

This is obviously the right answer.

No.

Math checks out.

This is like the opposite amount of irony as the Trevor Bauer/Progressive picture, no?

I came here for this exactly. I’m not exactly sure what demographic this post is aimed towards because if it’s one side, well they already knew all this, and if it’s the other side....well it’s just not the other side and we know that.

Sorry, but that’s still not good.

Came here to say exactly this. The accuracy on that second throw was just phenomenal.

I had a similar experience, except my post-throw interaction was a 12 year old asking me to step aside after my throw clocked in at a cool 54. What a dick.

What-what is this salty discharge??

If you go back to pre-analysis days, speed at the top makes sense because from a visual perspective, he becomes a power guy turning singles (or walks) into doubles with stolen bases.

I don’t know if passing bills as a threshold for success in the senate makes a whole lot of sense in this political climate. Especially given the current ideological split.

Has that link been modified? Because I only saw one person not voting for Hillary in it and not “a bunch of Deadspinners”. Unless you’re talking about the commenters?

Stephen A. Smith was stepping up for the NYPD when someone threw water on them in what was clearly the crime of the century.

If tagging on twitter is ‘traditional media’ to this guy then maybe he really is living in 3019.

Why do I compulsively read these article that make me feel shit about the world? I don’t blame the messenger...I blame myself.